Her: “Do you have any business cards?”
Me: “I don’t even have a business.”

I’m not really a business. I just like making the dumb things that pop into my head. I have an Etsy store, but it’s all priced to not sell. The store is only there to pop up in search results. We’re proudly boasting 0 sales and not-counting. =)

https://www.etsy.com/shop/MikeHawksHardWood

Mike@MikeHawksHardWood.com